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Litahalford: It Infuriates Me When People Tell Me “Lifes Too Short To Not Forgive People!” Like No Lifes Too Short For Me To Continually Allow Abusive And Manipulative Behavior In My Life And Live In A Constant State Of Anxiety Bc I Want To Be “Nice”

Carryonmy-Assbutt: Lolfunnow: My Brother And His Wife Got In A Fight Last Night. She Apparently Used His Phone As A Ninja Star. How Hard Did She Throw That

Crowleyonmyshoulder:drstanleygoodspeed:me At Workthis Speaks To Me On A Spiritual Level.

Feelsmoor:thegayteen:do Something With Your Life That Would Make A 1950S Straight White Man Angryi’m Already A Lesbian Who Can’t Cook What More Do You Want

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Consultingmoosecaptain:dalekitsune: The Phrase “Curiosity Killed The Cat” Is Actually Not The Full Phrase It Actually Is “Curiosity Killed The Cat But Satisfaction Brought It Back” So Don’t Let Anyone Tell You Not To Be A Curious Little Baby

Zaynshair2K14:Bringingthetruthback: Tinalikesbutts: So When Boys Want To Wear Tank Tops, It’s Okay, But Wheni Want To Do It, It’s Indecent And My Shoulders Are Going Togive Every Boy In A 20-Mile Radius A Boner? If Your Underage And Its A Professional

Calms:calms: My Friend Wrote On His Resume That He Successfully Transported Marijuana Over State Lines. Update: He Got The Job

Keithlapinig: Completelyfrozen: If You Look Closely At This Picture Of Beauty And The Beast, You Can See Snow On The Ground. If You Look Closely At This Picture Of Frozen, You Can See Snow On The Ground. Hmmm. This Must Mean That Belle Is Elsa And

Kanyes-Wife: I Hate Looking Ugly The First Time I Meet Someone Like Wait I Can Do Better Than This I Swear

Goofle: She Wears Short Skirts I Wear T-Shirts And We’re Both Getting Sent Home From School Because Its Distracting To Boys Apparently

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