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Goodladnicelittlebody:me When I’m Arguing With Someone: Look My Memory Is Shit But Looking At These Vague Statistics Buried In My Brain I Can Promise You You Are Wrong

Imguiltyofthis: Andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: Do You Ever Start Bullshitting A Paper, And Then Look Over It Halfway Through And Think, ’…Wait A Minute, I Could Be Onto Something Here.’ This Is The Definition Of College.

Coolhandofagirl: Security Called Me At Work Today And Told Me They Saw Me Outside Chasing A Frog Around On The Security Cameras. I Wasnt In Trouble They Just Wanted To Let Me Know They Saw Me. I Didn’t Catch Him.

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Emilianadarling: #I Missed The Previous Exchange On My First Watch #And I Though Steve Just Handed People Money Sometimes #You Know Like Grandparents Do And Stuff Reblogged For The Tag Above. Oh My God. I Just Don’t Think I Can Ever Scroll

Goatactivist: Siriusblaque: Severus Snape Literally Did Everything He Could To Get Remus Fired After Remus Spent 16+ Years P Much Homeless And Without A Job Now Tell Me He’s Not Trash I Dare You He Is Not Real

Fstw: Shoutout To My Mutuals That I Don’t Really Talk To Y’all Still Cool

Wipes Phone Screen On Breast

Shitpostgenerator: I Have Learned Not To Disrespect Pasta Why Would You Need To Learn That Why Would You Want To Disrespect Pasta

The Signs In Gym Class

Thankyoucorndog: Slow-Riot:hey Tumblr I Know You Guys Are Really Into Bringing Old Memes Back But Has Anyone Really Been Far Even As Decided To Use Even Go Want To Do Look More Like?

Disowns:when He Giving Good Dick And Suddenly Pulls Out

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