coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

Laurelgienah

Emilianadarling: #I Missed The Previous Exchange On My First Watch #And I Though Steve Just Handed People Money Sometimes #You Know Like Grandparents Do And Stuff Reblogged For The Tag Above. Oh My God. I Just Don’t Think I Can Ever Scroll

Goatactivist: Siriusblaque: Severus Snape Literally Did Everything He Could To Get Remus Fired After Remus Spent 16+ Years P Much Homeless And Without A Job Now Tell Me He’s Not Trash I Dare You He Is Not Real

Fstw: Shoutout To My Mutuals That I Don’t Really Talk To Y’all Still Cool

Wipes Phone Screen On Breast

Shitpostgenerator: I Have Learned Not To Disrespect Pasta Why Would You Need To Learn That Why Would You Want To Disrespect Pasta

The Signs In Gym Class

Thankyoucorndog: Slow-Riot:hey Tumblr I Know You Guys Are Really Into Bringing Old Memes Back But Has Anyone Really Been Far Even As Decided To Use Even Go Want To Do Look More Like?

Disowns:when He Giving Good Dick And Suddenly Pulls Out

Infinitylooper:something To Think About:the Earth Is 4.6 Billion Years Old. Let’s Scale That To 46 Years. We Have Been Here For 4 Hours. Our Industrial Revolution Began 1 Minute Ago. In That Time, We Have Destroyed More Than 50% Of The World’s Forests.

Cornchip

Snarg: When Ur Sad Always Remember That U Don’t Look Like You Did In 6Th Grade

TotallyStraight Touhou_NSFW