retiredjesus:reblog this and u will pass all ur classes, im jesus trust me

retiredjesus:reblog this and u will pass all ur classes, im jesus trust me

Dicaeopolis: Darnhomosexuals: Fun Fact: I’m Happy For All Same Sex Couples Getting Married Today, And I’m A Big Sap For All Of Them, But Nothing Quite Opens The Floodgates As Much As Seeing Elderly Gay Couples Get Married This Is Particularly Important

Mxcleod:hatagay:Puts Octopus On Head Aesthetici Am So Fucking Done With All These Fucking Aesthetic Posts What The Actual Fuck There Better Not Be Any God Damn Person With A Fucking Piece Of Shit Octopus On Their Head When I Scroll Down Bc If There

Enemaroberts:

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Runsleepygirl: Closer-Each-Day: Sometimes I Drink Too Much Vodka Or Eat 3 Servings Of Macaroni And Cheese In One Sitting, But By Far The Most Unhealthy Habit I Have Is Comparing Myself To Others. This Is One Of My Favorite Things I’ve Ever Read

Chekhov: Icedcoffee1989: Bombaree: I Told A Boy I Liked His Hair Today In Class And He Laughed A Little And Could Hardly Say “Thanks” And Then Buried His Head In His Hands The Second I Turned Around I Think I Made Him Flustered Omg Well Aren’t

Borderline-Times: I Generally Start Regretting Every Display Of Emotion I Have About Five Minutes After Its Over

Sexgasms: Friendly Reminder That Coca-Cola Only Sold 25 Bottles During Their First Year, But They Never Gave Up. Now They Sell Over Billions Of Bottles Per Year. My Point Is, Even If Life Is Shitty For You, Don’t Give Up And Be Patient Because It Might

Buzzfeed: Every Pixar Movie Summarized In Terrible Microsoft Paint Drawings.

Skellydun: How Many Spiderman Movies Can They Make….How Many Times Can Uncle Ben Die…..When Will They Free Peter Parker From His Own Personal Hellish Groundhog Day….

Deanprincesster: Women: Being A Woman Is Hard Men: I Thikn Youre Forgetting Something: It Is Also Hard To Be A Man. Just Letting You Know That You Forgot To Mention That When You Were Talking About Being A Woman

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