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gookgod:interviewer: why do you want this jobme: i have no job

Flickerman: I Was Honestly P Cute In Art School I Can’t Believe No One Had A Crush On Me

Bombcollar: Interests: That Little Fast Walk Birds Outside Do When They Wanna Get Away From You But They’re Not Like Super Committed

Manlyusername: In A Million Years When We Get Invaded By Lizard Men You Can Blame It On Russia

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Datassmode: Pufflehuff: Yersinia–Pestis: Shes-X-Mine: Hitlerhatedflannel: Pardonmewhileipanic: Dogapult: Today Papa John’s Called My Starbucks And They Were Like “Are U Guys Interested In A Trade” And Five Frappuccinos Later They Gave

Weedsmokeandbongtokes:the Accuracy

Benevolentwanderer: Fernacular: Lucybelen: Plantial: I Did This At A Bus Stop Once. I Missed My Bus And The Next One Wasn’t Supposed To Come For Another Hour, So I Had Time To Kill. A Little Girl Walking With Her Mom Said It Looked Like A Throne

Fairlyloccal:the Best Thing Abt Being Bi/Pan Is U Never Know Who Ur Gonna End Up With Like Straight Ppl Grow Up Assuming That They Are Gonna Marry Someone Of The Opposite Sex And I’m Just Like? Will I Get A Wife? Maybe! Will I Get A Husband? Just As

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Smellynerd:tfw Your Best Friend Gets A New Boyfriend And You Gotta Act Happy For Her Instead Of Suspicious Of His Intentions &Amp;Amp; Purposes

Thelittleconsultingmermaid: Aren’t These From Demetri Martin’s Book???

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