sassassian:Taylor Swift’s ability to look like your older sister who just graduated from columbia, a 2nd grade teacher, a politician’s trophy wife, and your man’s side bitch all at the same time will be nothing if not inspiring to me

sassassian:Taylor Swift’s ability to look like your older sister who just graduated from columbia, a 2nd grade teacher, a politician’s trophy wife, and your man’s side bitch all at the same time will be nothing if not inspiring to me

Consultingsonic: Madblackgirl: Team 5’5 And Under Where Ya At They Didn’t Let Us In They Thought We Were 12

Ectoghostologist: I Love Being Tight With Teachers Because You Get To Hear Them Talk Shit About Other Teachers Its So Funny They All Act Like Highschoolers Except They Get Paid

10000Steps: Lumos5000: B0Mbs4W4Y: United Steaks Of America There Has Never Been A More Appropriate Day To Reblog This I Reblogged This Exactly One Year Ago. How Time Flies.

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Seriousjones: When Someone At My 4Th Of July Barbeque Tries To Stop Me From Fitting Another Firecracker Into My Ass

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Bullied: When I Snapchat In Public Me: Everyone Else:

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Gangsta-Levi: Legend Has It That If You Say ‘America’ In The Mirror 50 Times, Teddy Roosevelt Will Fly Into Your House On A Giant Bald Eagle And Punch You In The Face

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