asian: I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten “You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia.”

asian: I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten “You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia.”

Stability: Theperksofbeingbeyonce: Stability: Running Seems Like A Great Idea Until You Actually Start Running Sex Seems Like A Fun Idea Until Your Bent Over A Bar Stool In The Back If A Club Your Too Young For About To Be Plowed By A Tall Dark Man

Irl-Hero-Of-Ferelden: “I Fucking Hate This Game” I Say As I Devote My Entire Life Around It

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Teafortwo29: Yes!!!!!

Snarg: When Ur Sad Always Remember That U Don’t Look Like You Did In 6Th Grade

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Saccharinescorpion:superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:what The Hell Is The Duffuhuhhhuhhhhhareyou Sure?You Can Tell She’s Ugly And Undesirable Because She’s A Tomboy, And One Of The Guys, And Has Brown Hair Instead Of Blonde, And,

Cravenaddict: Nabokovsshadows: Senpai-Has-Noticed-You: Sometimes I Think I’m Arrogant But Then I Remember That Julius Caesar Was Kidnapped By Cicilian Pirates And When They Demanded A Ransom Of 620 Kgs Of Silver He Got Mad Because He Thought He Was

Beynika: Meek Mill On Sway In The Morning

Skeletonhaver: Apparently Texas Has A Limit On How Many Sex Toys You Can Own. Imagine A Homeowner Staring, Stonefaced, At A Pair Of Police Officers As They Haul Armload After Armload Of Dildos Out Of A Closet And Into Their Squad Car, Write A Ticket And

Fawnbaby: Tell Me I’m Cute Or Something So I Can Like Roll My Eyes At You But Then Blush When I Think About It Later

Supersmashthestatebros: No Santa, They’re Not Gifts, They’re Jifts.

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