beynika: Meek Mill on Sway In The Morning

beynika: Meek Mill on Sway In The Morning

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Cloritos: I Said A Swear Once And Next Thing You Know I Was Doing Meth

Lion-Prince: Me: Has No Money When I Get Money I’ll Definitely Buy Thatme: Gets Money Okay But Do I Really Want That??

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Amplitudeandexcursion: There’s A Dinosaur In Your Kitchen

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Hotcheetoprincess: Pretty Girls Just…. Make Me Wanna Do Better And Deep Condition My Hair, Get My Nails Done Regularly, Dress Nice Every Day, Exfoliate Etc. And I Feel Bad For Other Girls Who Hate Instead Of Get Inspired But U Know!!!!

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