dutchster: hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think? before: after:

dutchster: hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think? before: after:

Saladofrob: Jetgreguar: Terra-Butt: I Was Trying To Do A Trick On My Friend Darrell But Then I Ended Up Nearly Crying I Feel So Shitty Look How Nice He Is.i Told Him He Didnt Have To Help Me And God Bless His Beautiful Soul. This Went From Funny To

Anarchei: Words That People Get Mixed Up

4Rianagrande: I Hope U Find Someone That Mindlessly Plays With Your Hands And Lightly Strokes Your Legs And Massages Your Back And Plays With Your Hair And I Hope That U Feel Like You’re Home When U Look At Them

Darthmarr: He Is Young, He Is… Only A Boy

Meladoodle: Doesn’t Undo Laces And Almost Breaks Ankle Trying To Get Shoes Off It’s… Faster.. This Way..

Shameless-Stinkhorn: Barademon: Straight Ppl Wanna Be Oppressed So Bad Wtf Does This Even Have To Do With The Gay. Wat

I-Hope-You-Choke-On-It: Friendly Reminder That Your Stomach Is Not Supposed To Be Totally Flat Because It Is Home To Some Of Your Vital Organs And You Are A Woman So You Carry Fat There And It Doesn’t Make You Any Less Sexy And If Anyone Makes You

Comupter: Send Me Nudes So I Can Laugh At Them

Half-Sane &Amp; Self-Deprived

What The Actual Fuck

Ghost

Barredandbolted: Men In These “Boyfriend Does My Makeup Challenge” Always Have To Be Like “I Guess I’ll Just Use This Eyeshadow On Your Lips Or Whatever With Mascara Want Bc Like Idek What Makeup Is Haha Where Does Eyeliner Go Idk Anything

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