Anthology

Anthology

Richdadzayn: Me: Damn, Anxiety Is Really Fucking My Life Upperson Who Does Not Have Anxiety: Stop Being Anxious, Your Life Will Be So Much Easier :-) Just Do What You Want In Life, Don’t Let A Silly Thing Like Anxiety Stop You!!Me: Wow, I Owe My Life

Elladrondelibros: When I Find Out A Cute Boy Isn’t Gay

Basedgodtookmyusername: Randyliedtke: Baked Some Iphone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, Then I Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law. White Folks Get To Pull Pranks On Cops And Shit…Must Be Nice….

Bombshellssonly: Me

Animatedtext: Requested By Lucifers-Lemons

Babyferaligator: Hey I Heard U Like Bad Girls, I Dont Mean To Brag Or Anything But Im Really Really Bad. At Everything.

Can-U-Not-My-Wayward-Son: Can-U-Not-My-Wayward-Son: Why Is There A Huge Jug Of Oregano??? Who The Fuck Puts Oregano In Brownies????? I Have Been Informed That It Is Not Oregano But Is In Fact Marijuana

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Painislove2: I Hate It When You Get Too Fucked Up From Drinking And Then You Can’t Drink Certain Drinks Anymore Because It Tastes Like That Time You Almost Died.

Cloudygf: If Yall Can’t Handle Cellulite Or Stretch Marks Or Freckles In Weird Places Or Natural Hair That Grows On The Woman’s Body Then Plz Just Tell Me How It Feels To Be Weak ? Lmao (:

Twinkle-Twinkle-Little-Fuck: Uterus During Period: Ohmygod I’m So Embarrassed. I Thought We Were Having A Baby. Dont Look At This! Rips Down Baby Wallpaper Please Just Ignore This! Tears Apart Baby Room Lets Pretend This Never Happened.

Dunwhore: Dunwhore: Goodnight I Love Twenty One Pilots Good Morning I Love Twenty One Pilots

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