soybby: *thanks my pastor before i fight someone*

soybby: thanks my pastor before i fight someone

Hamaaravi: Deathgripsforcutie: Can We Get A Video Compilation Of All The News Anchors Who Said Deez Nuts This Week Ask And You Shall Receive

Kind Of A Hot Feminist Mess

Thorlokid: -Who Are You Pretending To Be? -Bruce Wayne, Eccentric Billionaire.

Do Girls Actually Enjoy Being Fingered Or Is That A Myth?

Jaclcfrost: “How Are You Doing?”[Makes Several Vague Hand Gestures And Various Noises Rather Than Giving An Actual Answer]

Oh-Deer-Lord: This Show Was Golden.

Fifthalbum: How Do You Go Up To Accept An Award, Go On A 15 Minute Rant And Then Announce Your Presidency Campaign

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Best Way To Kill A Superhero Is To Give The Rights To Fox.

Theafrocentrics: Celebritiesrock: Jaden Smith At The 2015 Vma’s I Hope His Music Is Recognized Soon. He Really Has Become A Better Rapper. His Shit Bangs Now.

Counterpoots: When You’re Making Out With Someone And They Climb On Top Of You And Lay On You And Grind Into You And You Wrap Your Legs Around Them And You Just Want To Get Closer To Them But You Can’t Cause You Already Are Holy Fuck

Toadharry: Ok I Used To Think Everybody Has To Be A Little Fake Sometimes But Nicki Minaji Just Straight Up Roasted Miley On Live Television And Im Gonna Aspire To That Level Of Unforgiving Realness For The Rest Of My Life

50% Genius | 50% Dummy

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