alivebycandlelights:

alivebycandlelights:

Deaf-Tonez: Matthewjhelders: “What Music Do You Like?” Is Such A Stressful Question Like What Do You Want To Know??? Genres?? Artists?? Albums??? Time Periods?? 25 Most Played?? What I’m Currently Listening To??? What I Listen To At Different

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Heard A Woman Getting Excited Today About How Her Karate Class Teaching Her To Rip A Man’s Groin Off. If I Got That Excited About Ripping A Woman’s Uterus Out, I Would Probably Be Arrested And Put On A List.

Simplicity

Eggmayonaise: I Fuckign Hate Seeing Ppl My Age Be Successful Because I Am A Bitter, Jealous, And Untalented Individual

Canadad: Red Hot Chili Peppers Comes On The Car Radio Car Turns Into A Long Board And I Am Immediately Teleported To California What The Fuck

Chubby-Bunnies: Witwitch: Saturdaymorning: Somewine-Andsay-Whatsgoingon: Pitiful: “Her Appearance Is A Major Factor In Why I’m With Her, To Be Honest.” “The Real Reason Women Get A Reduction Is For The Sake Of Their Own Vanity.” “I’m

The-Venus-Of-The-21St-Century: Oberlausitzer Science Library In Görlitz (Via Pin By Escuyer On Interior Design | Pinterest)

Adoptedbith: Why Do People Reblog Zodiac Posts Without Their Sign In The Tags Like My Nosy Self Would Also Like To Know What Type Of Salad You Are

Justbadpuns: The Other Day I Held The Door Open For A Clown. I Thought It Was A Nice Jester..

Justbadpuns: The Experienced Carpenter Really Nailed It, But The New Guy Screwed Everything Up..

Thewalkerqueen: Werewolfrightsandwheretofindthem: Thewalkerqueen: “Harry Didn’t Call His Son ‘Remus’ So That Teddy Could” Okay But Consider This Fucking Hagrid Arthur Ronald F R E D Fucking Sorting Hat Potter Who Gives A Fuck Im Fuck

Eelcock:

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