lovedinshadesofwrongs: bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me? just to poor that mother fucker down the drain like me?

lovedinshadesofwrongs: bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me? just to poor that mother fucker down the drain like me?

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