officialunitedstates: me when I see a train: look there’s a train

officialunitedstates: me when I see a train: look there’s a train

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Jobhaver: Jobhaver: You: That Is A Nice Ass Shirt Me: Thank You But, To Be Honest, Its Called “Pants” And Not An “Ass Shirt” Thanks For Enjoying This Joke, Everyone

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1-800-Garbage: I Often Imagine Myself Topless In A Tiny Apartment With My Hair Up With Someone I Love

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