cecisghost: the whole “why do girls travel in packs when they go to the bathroom lol” joke gets a lot less funny when you realize that it’s because we’ve had it etched and engraved into our minds since our parents first started dropping us off

cecisghost: the whole “why do girls travel in packs when they go to the bathroom lol” joke gets a lot less funny when you realize that it’s because we’ve had it etched and engraved into our minds since our parents first started dropping us off

Heart:so When Am I Gonna Sit On A Roof With Someone At 3Am Like In The Movies

Teacakes: Just Wait Until I Block Everyone On Tumblr And Have This Whole Website To Myself

Idk What My Blog Type Is Either

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: There Is A 1:365 Chance That You’re Going To Die On Your Birthday. Depending How You Celebrate Could Increase Those Odds.

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Metalgf: Every Man Is A Different Kind Of Headache

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