just-shower-thoughts: There will one day be enough themed Monopoly games to make a Monopoly board where all the properties are themed Monopoly games.

just-shower-thoughts: There will one day be enough themed Monopoly games to make a Monopoly board where all the properties are themed Monopoly games.

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Bugtears:i Get Jealous Really Easily But Not Like An Angry Vengeful Jealous More Like A Really Sad Lonely Jealous Because Everybody Likes Everybody More Than They Like Me And I Really Really Don’t Blame Them.

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Justbadpuns: At Any Given Time, The Urge To Sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” Is Just A Whim Away, A Whim Away, A Whim Away, A Whim Away

Just-Shower-Thoughts: For A House Owned By A Paraplegic I’ve Never Seen X-Mansion Portrayed With Any Wheelchair Ramps.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: There Should Be A Way For Me To Send A Silent Text Message To People Even When They Have The Volume Up On Their Phone, In The Case My Message Isn’t Urgent Or Time Sensitive But They’re Busy With Other Things.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Sex With The Flash Would Either Be Exhausting Or He’d Finish So Fast The Girl Wouldn’t Even Know He Was There

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Who Uses The Shopping Filter “Price High To Low”? Who Is Trying To See The Most Expensive Things First?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: What If Hershey’s Only Named Them Kisses So A Middle Schooler Could Ask His Girlfriend If She Wanted A Kiss And Then Have The Chocolate In His Pocket As A Back Up Plan In Case She Declined?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Put The Most Thought Into The Clothes I Wear When I Think That Someone Might Want Me To Take Them Off.

Wetfruit: Why Did We Stop Building Castles. I Feel Like Humanity Might Live To Regret That

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