just-shower-thoughts: For a house owned by a paraplegic I’ve never seen X-Mansion portrayed with any wheelchair ramps.

just-shower-thoughts: For a house owned by a paraplegic I’ve never seen X-Mansion portrayed with any wheelchair ramps.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: There Should Be A Way For Me To Send A Silent Text Message To People Even When They Have The Volume Up On Their Phone, In The Case My Message Isn’t Urgent Or Time Sensitive But They’re Busy With Other Things.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Sex With The Flash Would Either Be Exhausting Or He’d Finish So Fast The Girl Wouldn’t Even Know He Was There

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Who Uses The Shopping Filter “Price High To Low”? Who Is Trying To See The Most Expensive Things First?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: What If Hershey’s Only Named Them Kisses So A Middle Schooler Could Ask His Girlfriend If She Wanted A Kiss And Then Have The Chocolate In His Pocket As A Back Up Plan In Case She Declined?

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Put The Most Thought Into The Clothes I Wear When I Think That Someone Might Want Me To Take Them Off.

Wetfruit: Why Did We Stop Building Castles. I Feel Like Humanity Might Live To Regret That

Vashito: The Treat Yo Self Scene In Parks And Rec Is The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To My Self-Control

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Drunktrophywife:i Used To Make Fun Of Plankton For Being In A Relationship With His Computer But Now Look At Me

Washed Up

Selflessnewyorker: Foreveranonymousfa: Themugbearer: Strangeparker: It All Makes Sense Now… Ayyeeeee Littt

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