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Eatpussylivehappy: Papifromdablock: If A Girl Sends U Saucy Pics U Gotta Lose Ur Shit And Act Like U Never Seen A Titty Before Its Jus Etiquette Every Single Time

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Prince Rupert’s Drop

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Dacmennis: I Still Don’t Know What He’s Trying To Say Here, But It Makes Me Laugh Every Fucking Time

Westbor0Baptistchurch: Basicallyrunbabyrun: Suzzannnn: When You Open A New Tab And Can’t Remember Why When You Close It And Then Remember Why You Opened It When Your Son Tricks You Into Driving Him To A Powerline Concert Instead Of A Fishing

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Guluna: Do You Ever Get Memories About Conversations Years Ago And Think “Wow I Really Let Them Say That To Me”

Lady-Kaede: Pisshets: Lizzytea: Pisshets: In Cars Two At The Airport The Cars Have To Go Through Tsa Checks And Take Off Their Wheels And Stuff Which Implies The Cars Universe Had A 9/11 Wait. Oh My God. But Planes Are Sentient In The Cars Universe.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: There Should Be A Special Section On Your Phone Where You Can Keep You Professional Contacts Which Requires A Password To Access. This Way We Can Avoid Drunken Butt Dials To Our Bosses And Clients

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