dacmennis: I still don’t know what he’s trying to say here, but it makes me laugh every fucking time

dacmennis: I still don’t know what he’s trying to say here, but it makes me laugh every fucking time

Westbor0Baptistchurch: Basicallyrunbabyrun: Suzzannnn: When You Open A New Tab And Can’t Remember Why When You Close It And Then Remember Why You Opened It When Your Son Tricks You Into Driving Him To A Powerline Concert Instead Of A Fishing

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Guluna: Do You Ever Get Memories About Conversations Years Ago And Think “Wow I Really Let Them Say That To Me”

Lady-Kaede: Pisshets: Lizzytea: Pisshets: In Cars Two At The Airport The Cars Have To Go Through Tsa Checks And Take Off Their Wheels And Stuff Which Implies The Cars Universe Had A 9/11 Wait. Oh My God. But Planes Are Sentient In The Cars Universe.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: There Should Be A Special Section On Your Phone Where You Can Keep You Professional Contacts Which Requires A Password To Access. This Way We Can Avoid Drunken Butt Dials To Our Bosses And Clients

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Lack Of F-Bombs By Announcers Trying To Say “Puck” During An Nhl Game Is Impressive.

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End Of 2016 Mood: Mads Mikkelsen Opening A Full Bottle Of Vodka In The Middle Of A Rogue One Interview.

Nick-Avallone:me Trying To Take An Actual Selfie X2 Because Individual Snapchat Pictures Are Long And I Have No Business Taking Up That Much Room On Your Dash

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Rockthrowingman: Patronize These Kids At Your Own Risk.

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