unshrink: last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

unshrink: last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

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Pterodactylparadox: Dont Get Me Wrong I Would Love To Escape This Hellhole Of A Website Once And For All But Consider The Fact That If I Delete My Blog I Will Be Left Alone With My Thoughts And I Simply Cannot Have That

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Westborofaptist: Mark Went In And Took No Hostages

Pgsms:me @ People Who Make Long Informative Posts: I Appreciate How Knowledagable You Are But I Cant Read That

Stanleykubricky: Me When I’m In A Goddamn Bitch Of An Unsatisfactory Situation:

Fartgallery: A Game Show Where A Toddler Has To Choose Between A Cheque For A Million Dollars Or A Small Basket Filled With $8.14 Worth Of Dollar Store Toys And In The Corner Of The Tv You Can See Their Parents In A Locked Sound Proof Room Watching From

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Pietriarchy:good Thing Tumblr Isnt On The Level Of Other Social Media Websites Because I Cant Imagine A Future Employer Diving Into This Hellhole After Receiving My Resume

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