mainmanblackdynamite: One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

mainmanblackdynamite: One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

Scotty2Thotty: Mosquitoes Had The Nerve…The Audacity…The Unmitigated Gall…To Come Into My Home…Where I Pay The Bills…And Suck The Blood Out Of My Veins…Veins I’ve Had For 22 Years…

Spudsexuall: My Boyfriend Talks In His Sleep And Because He’s Bilingual, He Says Some Hilarious/Weird/Sometimes Creepy Shit. I Ask Him Every Morning If He Remembers Saying This Stuff And He Has No Idea About Any Of It. Here Are Some Of My Favorites:

Bug-Dad: My Friend Chris Bought A 12 Pound Bag Of Peach Rings And Won’t Put It Down.

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All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

Edroy: “What Will Your Kids Think Of That Tattoo?”My Kids Aren’t Going To Give 2 Shits Because I’m Not Going To Raise Them To Be A Judgmental Asshole Like Yours Did

Bpdzoldyck: Neuroatypicalprincess: If You Say Things Like “Autistic People Are Never Successful” And You Are Also A Pokemon Fan Then You Should Probably Sit Down While I Tell You The News About The Creator Of Your Beloved Game Series. Yeah, Satoshi

I Just Wanna Chill And Not Worry About A Damn Thing

Dreamyfilms: Manetsmodels: Dreamyfilms: I Have A Question For You: What’s One (1) Thing You Dislike About Pride And Prejudice (2005)? It Ends… That’s A Very Good Point! But The Correct Answer Is Actually This:

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