just-shower-thoughts: In movies, aliens seem so unified as a species. Humans can’t even agree on how to write the date.

just-shower-thoughts: In movies, aliens seem so unified as a species. Humans can’t even agree on how to write the date.

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: There Should Be An Option At Hospitals That If You Willingly Donate A Kidney And Throughout Life Your Only Remaining Kidney Fails You Have Priority On The Kidney Transplant List If You Fail To Find A Donor Within Your Family/Friends

Someone Who Doesn’t Watch Baseball Please Explain This Picture

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