just-shower-thoughts: Someone will be that guy that dies an hour before we invent a form of immortality.

just-shower-thoughts: Someone will be that guy that dies an hour before we invent a form of immortality.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Your Phone Doesn’t Autocorrect When You’re Typing In All Caps Because It Thinks You’re Really Angry And Doesn’t Want To Get Involved

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Laurajanegay: Not To Be Uwu But Seriously Stay Hydrated Or Else Your Kidneys Will Just Start Passive-Aggressively Making Rocks Inside Your Piss Tubes

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Panickedscorpio: Sexysuggestion: Im Not Going To Stop Fucking You Until The Neighbours Know My Name Well Maybe The Neighbors Would Already Know Your Name If We Went To Their Neighborhood Barbecue Like I Fucking Wanted God You Never Listen

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Purplebuddhaproject: “The Reason We Struggle With Insecurity Is Because We Compare Our Behind-The-Scenes To Everyone Else’s Highlight Reel.” — Steve Furtick (Via Purplebuddhaquotes)

Rubberninjers:nobodyy-Knowws:thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries: Thebootydiaries: Feeling Egg Oh My God Guys For Real Im Laughing So Hard Rn I Think The Worst Part Was That She Was Fighting With An Egg I Love 13 Year Olds

Idk What My Blog Type Is Either

Angelcarousel: All I Want : Forehead Kisses , Nose Kisses , Hand Kisses

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