just-shower-thoughts: Your phone doesn’t autocorrect when you’re typing in all caps because it thinks you’re really angry and doesn’t want to get involved

just-shower-thoughts: Your phone doesn’t autocorrect when you’re typing in all caps because it thinks you’re really angry and doesn’t want to get involved

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: I’m Home Alone With The Tv Repair Man Im No Fool, There Is Only Two Possible Outcomes Of This Scenario Porn Or Murder Apparently There Was An Unforeseen Third Outcome Where He Fixes The Tv And Then

Hey So Uh,

Laurajanegay: Not To Be Uwu But Seriously Stay Hydrated Or Else Your Kidneys Will Just Start Passive-Aggressively Making Rocks Inside Your Piss Tubes

Pazdispenser: Musicians Only Dark Millenials Will Remember:cobra Starshipneon Treesmetro Station3Oh3Taio Cruzowl Cityfar East Movementne-Yoonerepublicboys Like Girls

Panickedscorpio: Sexysuggestion: Im Not Going To Stop Fucking You Until The Neighbours Know My Name Well Maybe The Neighbors Would Already Know Your Name If We Went To Their Neighborhood Barbecue Like I Fucking Wanted God You Never Listen

Asmenuke:cool Gender-Neutral Nicknames To Call Your Friendsold Sport

Idk What My Blog Type Is Either

Purplebuddhaproject: “The Reason We Struggle With Insecurity Is Because We Compare Our Behind-The-Scenes To Everyone Else’s Highlight Reel.” — Steve Furtick (Via Purplebuddhaquotes)

Rubberninjers:nobodyy-Knowws:thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries: Thebootydiaries: Feeling Egg Oh My God Guys For Real Im Laughing So Hard Rn I Think The Worst Part Was That She Was Fighting With An Egg I Love 13 Year Olds

Idk What My Blog Type Is Either

Angelcarousel: All I Want : Forehead Kisses , Nose Kisses , Hand Kisses

Purplebuddhaproject: “Words Can Sting Like Anything But Silence Breaks The Heart.” — Phyllis Mcginley (Via Purplebuddhaquotes)

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