just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t have children, you’re the first broken link in a reproductive chain that is 3.5 billion years old

just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t have children, you’re the first broken link in a reproductive chain that is 3.5 billion years old

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Ssueno: Someone: Hey Are You Okay Me With No Hesitation: Starts Crying

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Nearly Every New Phone Sold Now Days Is Waterproof, Eventually We’ll Reach A Time When It Will Be Fun To Push People In The Pool Again

V3Nice: Someone: Are You Taken? Me: Ya For Granted

Ugly:person: You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Pretty Cool!Me: Oh My God Prepare To Be Very Disappointed

Howyougetthefangirl: I Walked To A Deli And Got A Sandwich To Go And A Coffee And While I Was Waiting These Two Teenage Girls Ran Up And Were Like Oh My God Jessica How Are You And Then Hugged Me And The One Whispered “That Guy Was Following You And

V8D: Emo Stands For Eat Me Out

Ewitschu: Centrumlumina: Here’s A Thought I Had About How Therapy &Amp;Amp; Treatment Works (Vs How Many People Imagine It Works). This Is Based On My Experience With Depression And Chronic Illness, But I Hope It Applies More Broadly As Well. Imagine

Deafchan: Oh…. So That’s Why They All Have Fucking Triangles. Til

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Millbyers:i Said If You Don’t Bless The Rains Down In Africa, Your Mom’s A Hoe

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