vampireapologist: vampireapologist: my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to

vampireapologist: vampireapologist: my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to

Mistones: I Just Wanna Have Soft Glowy Skin, Long Eyelashes, Pink Lips, Rosy Cheeks, Lots Of Cash And No Responsibilities

Arwenundomiel: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001) “Look After The Others, Especially Sam. He Will Not Understand.”

Luxtides

Sadderdvze:so Does Someone Want To Come Over And Uh Cuddle Me

Rubixburd:me, A Disgraced Academic Turned Farmer, Surveying My Crops: Finally… I Am Out Standing In My Field

Firedrill

Yourboyfriiend: Socialnetworkhell: Elliebeanz: Every Now And My Cat Does Something Very Human Like And I Get Very Nervous And Ask Him “Are You A Person Trapped In A Cat’s Body. Or Did You Choose This Body” Very Seriously To See If This Time He

Smouldered: Yeah I Wanna Make You Cum But I Also Gotta Check In On That Mental Health And See How Your Day Was Ok Like What U Need To Talk About?? U Can Tell Me While I Go Down On U

- ̗̀Luna ̖́-

- ̗̀Luna ̖́-

Firedrill:attractive Person: Looks Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Matter!Me, An Ugly: Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Make Friends, Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Into Relationships, Is Second Choice For Everything, Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Away With Most Outfits, Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Take Pictures Featuring Myself,

Daydrinkbeliever:vodka Aunt V. Wine Mom

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