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You Are The Universe Experiencing Itself

You Are The Universe Experiencing Itself

Bombliate: How Weird Is It To Have Pets Though Like A Random Animal Just Lives In Your House And You Can’t Communicate With It But You Both Just Accept It

Edwrad: Life Tip: Do Not Do Things

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The Way Guys Arms Are Propped Up When On Top Of You. The Way You Can See Every Muscle Straining To Keep Up. To Hold Himself In Place. And The Way His Shoulder Blades Move As He Grinds. That. That Is What Sex Is All About.

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Beerito: We Might Not Have Talked Before But I’m In Love With You

Fallarcy: Man How Am I Gonna Explain This Phase Of My Life To My Kids Later

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