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greekgogurt: is “i jacked off to your selfie once” an appropriate compliment to say to someone?

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The Way Guys Arms Are Propped Up When On Top Of You. The Way You Can See Every Muscle Straining To Keep Up. To Hold Himself In Place. And The Way His Shoulder Blades Move As He Grinds. That. That Is What Sex Is All About.

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