Randomslasher: If I Have A Crush On You, My Strategy Will Be: 1) Avoid You At All Costs 2) Never Make Eye Contract 3) Fervently Hope You Make The First Move
careless-reminders: sherlocksmyth: I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia”and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck”. LITERALLY ME
