awkwardvagina: i have an alarm app on my laptop that has an option to take a photo of you when the alarm goes off so i decided to use it. most of the photos look like these and then theres the time i was i possessed

awkwardvagina: i have an alarm app on my laptop that has an option to take a photo of you when the alarm goes off so i decided to use it. most of the photos look like these and then theres the time i was i possessed

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