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locktobre: ‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

Necrophilic: When Ur Being Dramatic For Humorous Effect And Someone’s Like ‘Wow Calm Down’

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Lordoftheinternet: If I Was A Snake I’d Probably Accidentally Tie Myself Into A Knot

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Naturealy: Following Back ✖ Fresh ✖ Modern

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Skeletonhaver: Apparently Texas Has A Limit On How Many Sex Toys You Can Own. Imagine A Homeowner Staring, Stonefaced, At A Pair Of Police Officers As They Haul Armload After Armload Of Dildos Out Of A Closet And Into Their Squad Car, Write A Ticket

Babyferaligator: No Mom You’re Grounded

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