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#1 Sex Tip For Guys
Dragonuts: Sawshark: Finish The Sentence: Do Spider Have Puss Puss
Tu Sei Bella
Kalories: Fraustrodamus: My Mum Broke Her Wrist And Didnt Want To Go To Her Dinner Party With An Ugly Cast So I Broke Out Some Brushes And Painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry Night ” On It For Her. Oh Yeah, No Biggie, Lemme Just Whip Out My Brushes And
Fukkkres: White Mom: Quit Roughhousing! White Son: Fuck U Mom White Mom: Oh Heavens! Thomas Are You Going To Let Your Son Talk To His Mother Like That? White Dad: Go To Your Room Billy Right This Minute! White Son: Fuck U Both *Goes To Room And Jacks
Yungtrxplord: 一匹狼
Classycarolinagirl: Grumpysalmon: Shout Out To Water For Keeping My Throat Sufficiently Lubricated For Optimal Yodeling Techniques That Literally Got Weirder And Weirder With Every Word
Ugh, As If!
Tu Sei Bella
Tu Sei Bella
You Are The Universe Experiencing Itself
Doublewowee: Does Anybody Else Legitimately Worry About How They’re Going To Share A Bed With Their Partner When They’re Older? Like Buddy I Need All The Blankets To Make A Burrito And Then I Need To Throw Them Off Of Me Dramatically In The Middle
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