kalories: fraustrodamus: My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her. oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and

kalories: fraustrodamus: My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her. oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and

Fukkkres: White Mom: Quit Roughhousing! White Son: Fuck U Mom White Mom: Oh Heavens! Thomas Are You Going To Let Your Son Talk To His Mother Like That? White Dad: Go To Your Room Billy Right This Minute! White Son: Fuck U Both *Goes To Room And Jacks

Yungtrxplord: 一匹狼

Classycarolinagirl: Grumpysalmon: Shout Out To Water For Keeping My Throat Sufficiently Lubricated For Optimal Yodeling Techniques That Literally Got Weirder And Weirder With Every Word

Ugh, As If!

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You Are The Universe Experiencing Itself

Doublewowee: Does Anybody Else Legitimately Worry About How They’re Going To Share A Bed With Their Partner When They’re Older? Like Buddy I Need All The Blankets To Make A Burrito And Then I Need To Throw Them Off Of Me Dramatically In The Middle

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Itattoobabes: Girl Tattoo

Aintnoskank: Spoken-Not-Written: Wake Up America. These Are ‘Waffle Fries’ These Are Potato Waffles You Are Missing Out On Potato Waffles As Well As Free Health Service And Me. I Pity You. Umm Excuse You We Have Waffle Fries

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