thirstiest: i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

thirstiest: i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

King-Quarian: People Who Drop You Off At Home And Wait Til You Actually Get Inside The House To Drive Off Are Beautiful And Deserve To Live Forever.

Vaginab00B

Shamitomita:cyberho: Dick Riding Is Not A Form Of Transportation!!!!!!!! Not With That Attitude

Mill-Iam: Hands Are Weird Because One Of Them Can Do Absolutely Everything Without A Problem And The Other One Can’t Even Hold A Spoon

Still Tired

Somebrokecollegegirl: Riningear: Jenstiel: Pau1Y: Thevardi: Apatheticghost: Omfg Im Laughing So Hard I Fell Asleep On My Keyboard Last Night And I Just Found This Page 1 Of 184 One Entire Row Of ‘F’s Takes 10 Seconds To Type. There Are 45

Worship-: Warmbreeze-Palmtrees: I Just Stared At This For Like 5 Minutes How Did Someone Get This Picture Omg Wow.

Down The Kief Bowl

Wisteria-Spirit:i’m In Love With Garden Centres, Especially When Spring Is On The Way :))

Vaginab00B

Down The Kief Bowl

S1Uts: This Still Has Me Weak

Sharktits SheFucksHim