thebeastfromthebigeast: quackenbuschlight: i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)” and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right

thebeastfromthebigeast: quackenbuschlight: i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)” and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right

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Leonkumquat: When My Dad Was In College He Had A Friend Who Told A Girl He’d Take Her On A Date Unlike Any Other She’d Ever Been On And So He Took Her To The Supermarket To Watch The Lobsters Fighting In The Lobster Tank They’re Married Now

Prettyboyshyflizzy: Vadeadiugularis: Niggaimdeadass: Thatdudeemu: Cringepics: The Gentlemen You Meet On Tinder Just Why Keep Going?Like Give It Up Bruh She Don’t Want Younobody Wants You Wow This Shit Is So Disturbinggg, Like I Felt Uneasy

Prettyboyshyflizzy: Vadeadiugularis: Niggaimdeadass: Thatdudeemu: Cringepics: The Gentlemen You Meet On Tinder Just Why Keep Going?Like Give It Up Bruh She Don’t Want Younobody Wants You Wow This Shit Is So Disturbinggg, Like I Felt Uneasy

Shyowl: Shyowl: Brickeens: How Now Brown Cow Hippie Vibes ❁ +

Whospilledthebongwater: Coffeepotsmokin: What One You Wanna Hit First? 😈 Bringin Babes Butt Back Cause Damn

Smells Like Bong Water

Voidbat:boredpanda:majestic Ocean Wave Vases By Hawaiian Artist Duo Whatreality Has Been Defied Here, Folks.

A Girl Should Be 2 Things: Who And What She Wants- Coco Chanel

Internetcrisis: You Don’t Have To Be More Attractive. You Don’t Have To Be Attractive At All. You Don’t Have To Attract Anyone Or Anything. You Are Not A Magnet, Damn It. You Can Make Anyone Love You (Trust Me) But You Don’t Need To Make Anyone

Courfeyluck: Cuz Darling I’m A Trashcan Dressed Like A Slightly Nicer Trashcan

Backstageleft: I-Am-An-Adult-I-Swear:firebreathingeli:okay! My Friend Accused Me Of Being A Mother Duck (And That I Spend Way Too Much Time At The School Theater) Like An Idiot I Told Her To Prove It. She Had Me Empty My Bag And I Was Made To Promise

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