m4d-minute: petitetimidgay: i’m fucked because none of my passions are going to yield financially stable careers and i’m not hot enough to be a trophy wife SAME

m4d-minute: petitetimidgay: i’m fucked because none of my passions are going to yield financially stable careers and i’m not hot enough to be a trophy wife SAME

That's Love

Cassiebones: Cooldad420Piff: Cooldad420Piff: The Year Is 2015, And You Still Have To Explain To Adult Men And Women That There’s No Such Thing As A “Tight” Or “Loose” Vagina, Because It’s A Muscle That Expands And Contracts Depending On

Ashleyzaharia:when You Tryna Have A Lit Summer But Only Have 3 Friends

Cutefreax: If A Girl Fucks The Same Dick 50 Times It Doesn’t Matter. If A Girl Fucks 50 Different Dicks Her Vagina Has Stretched Into A Black Hole. Fuckboi Logic Knows No Bounds.

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A Glimpse Into My Mind

Teenagecentury: Rubbishapples: July 1St. 182Nd Day Of The Year. It’s 12Pm. Congratulations You’ve Officially Wasted Half A Year. I Finally Understand What Blink-182 Means.

A Glimpse Into My Mind

A Glimpse Into My Mind

Landdslide: Laughing-Treees: How Can You Justify Keeping These Beautiful Creatures In A Lifeless Blue Tank? It’s Not Right. They Deserve So Much More That. They Were Meant To Roam The Oceans Freely, Not Perform Tricks For Peoples’ Amusement. In

Helicopterfish: Wifipasswords: I Just Realized None Of You Have Ever Heard Me Talk I Just Imagine You All Sound Like Me

Bromar: Goes To England Me: Excuse Me, What Time Is It? Brit: Time Wots That M8? Big Ben Chimes Everyone Starts To Count The Bongs On Their Fingers* Brit: Oi It’s 7 Bong

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