y0rkie: *fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro

y0rkie: fixes my sleep schedule ruins it the very next day bro

Peenslayer: Drunk Me Is The Me I Really Want To Be. Confident, Hilarious And, Most Importantly, Drunk.

Nutmeg101: Date Someone You Can Be Fucking Weird As Hell With Who At The End Of The Day Still Wants To Get Naked With You.

Adultnapped: Isn’t It Creepy That From The Day You Are Born You Start To Die

I Am A Single Lonely Dad

Happiness

Horandbitch:

Eroticaremix1: Wwa ↳ Blowing Kisses

Dyoluu:1/2 Continuation Of In Your Most Comfortable State, Series For School

Queergladers:i Love It When Ppl Use My Name?????????????? When They Say Something And Mention My Name???????? When I Didn’t Know They Knew My Name But Apparently They Do?????????????????????? Idk Why ??????????? It’s Just Rly Nice When Ppl Know U

Puppy Enthusiast

Tupacabra: Prettygirlfrommichigan: Tupacabra: Name One Fragrance Commercial That Has Ever Made Sense Wat Are U Talking About They All Make Scents Shut The Fuck Up

“Remember That Time In 7Th Grade When You-“

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