I’m trying to make a CV but I’m just so unemployable it’s not even funy. Skills: Passive-aggressive blogging and addressing people as peasants. Am I hired yet or

I’m trying to make a CV but I’m just so unemployable it’s not even funy. Skills: Passive-aggressive blogging and addressing people as peasants. Am I hired yet or

Diacetyl-Morphine

Diacetyl-Morphine: I Had This Really Awkward Moment Earlier Where These Girls In My College Came Up To Me And Were Like ‘We Met Your Ex Boyfriend At A Party On The Weekend’ And Couldn’t Remember His Name, So They Started Describing Him And I Literally

Antithetic Parallelism

Isabellewrights: Wow Thanks Tumblr, Now It’s Become So Much Easier To Accidentally Follow Someone I Hate On This Site

Lunaire

I Unfollowed Callum By Mistake I Bet All The Money Ever He&Amp;Rsquo;S Going To Make A Bitchy Post About It

Diacetyl-Morphine: I Unfollowed Callum By Mistake I Bet All The Money Ever He’s Going To Make A Bitchy Post About It Update:

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Not Even Angry That I Have To Get Up At 8Am Tomorrow For College That&Amp;Rsquo;S How Much I Love My Course

Color Blind

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