“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.

“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.

“Your Coffin Isn’t The Only ‘Box’ Of Yours I’d Smash With Passion.”Based On A Suggestion By @Morbidmegz.

“If You Came To My House In The Middle Of The Night, My Umbrella Sword Isn’t The Only Thing I’d Be Whipping Out.”

“Are You The Well That Victor Trevor Died In? Because I’m About To Go Deep Inside You And Feel How Wet You Are.”

“Five Minutes At Christmas Is Nice, But I Wouldn’t Mind Some Unsupervised Time With You Year-Round.”

“Getting Over You Is More Impossible Than Arresting A Jellyfish.”

“I Could Never Forget You, Even If My Dad Gave Me Td12.”

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“Don’t Be Jealous Of Your Station Master Brother&Amp;Hellip; I Choo-Choose You.”

“Are You John’s Therapist’s Flower Vase? Because When I Look At You, I See A Tall Glass Of Water.”

“No Balloon Could Ever Be A Substitute For You.”

“Will You Be The Redbeard To My Yellowbeard?”

“Without You, My Heart Is Colder And Emptier Than Mycroft’s Fridge.”

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