“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”

“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”

“Are You My Flash Drive? Because I Would Smash Six Busts Of Margaret Thatcher Just To Get You Back.”

“Are You The R In A.g.r.a.? Because You’re The Rose Of My World.”

“I Don’t Need To Be Actually Wetting Myself In Order To Tell The Truth About How Much I Love You.”

“You’re Cooler Than A Dangerous Breakfast.”

2017: Sherlock.

“Are You An Unanswered Question On My Mantle? Because I Want To Stab You&Amp;Hellip; With My Penis.”

“How Anyone Could Not Love You Is Harder To Figure Out Than How An Old Lady Could Die Of Hypothermia In A Sauna.”

“If You Were A Power Ranger Action Figure, I Would Pretend My Bed Was Charlie Welsborough’s Car Just So I Could Tie You To It.”

“I Fell For You Faster Than Mrs. Hudson Can Drive.”

“Mycroft Is Right About The List Of People Who Love Me Not Being Long, But You’re The Only One I Need On It Anyway.”

“I Like You More Than Sherlock Likes Toby.”

“Forget Victor Trevor. Next Time You Chain Me Up, A Very Different Kind Of Bone Is Going To Emerge.”