“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”

“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”

“The Borgia Pearl Is Too Boring For Me, But I’d Love To Make You My Borgia Girl.”

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The Best Of The Six Thatchers Pick-Up Lines, Based On Number Of Notes.

The Best Of The Lying Detective Pick-Up Lines, Based On Number Of Notes.

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Remember The Good Ol’ Days When Redbeard Was Just A Dog? Ssh, It’s Okay&Amp;Hellip; Have Some Vintage Season Three Mind Palace Crack To Make It All Better.

The Best Of Postmortem Jim (Seasons Three And Four), Based On Number Of Notes.

Poor Perry. First The Panda And Now This&Amp;Hellip;Okay, This One’s Totally Self-Indulgent And I Apologize. I Just Finished Watching Phineas And Ferb In Its Entirety Not Long Ago And I Have A Lot Of Doofenshmirtz Feels. I Swear The Self-Insert Wasn’t

The Tale Of A Boy, His Very Special Umbrella, And A Few Jealous People.

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