bbcsherlockpickuplines:“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”

bbcsherlockpickuplines:“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Would Make You Scream My Name Even If We Were In The Diogenes Club.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“It’s Going To Take More Than Three Patches To Cure My Addiction To You.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Would Dress For You The Way I Dress Going To Buckingham Palace.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I’ll Be The Knife And You Be The Cluedo Board: Let Me Pin You Against The Wall.”

“Are You The Diogenes Club? Because You Can Have Me Without A Word.”Based On A Suggestion By @Madspades.

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Couldn’t Keep My Eyes Off Of You, So I Had To Put Them In The Microwave.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You Make Me So Stiff, Molly Mistook Me For One Of Her Cadavers.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Want To Express My Love For You In Every Possible Variant Available To The English Language.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Honey, You Should See Me In A Crown… And Nothing Else.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“When I Tried To Deduce You, The Floating Text Turned Into Erotica.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I’d Let Angelo Put A Candle On Our Table.”

In Eurus’s Defense, Sharon From The Pta Totally Deserved To Have Her Head Severed And Stuffed With Candy.happy Mother’s Day, All!~ Froggy, Your Admin

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