“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.

“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Couldn’t Keep My Eyes Off Of You, So I Had To Put Them In The Microwave.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You Make Me So Stiff, Molly Mistook Me For One Of Her Cadavers.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Want To Express My Love For You In Every Possible Variant Available To The English Language.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Honey, You Should See Me In A Crown… And Nothing Else.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“When I Tried To Deduce You, The Floating Text Turned Into Erotica.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I’d Let Angelo Put A Candle On Our Table.”

In Eurus’s Defense, Sharon From The Pta Totally Deserved To Have Her Head Severed And Stuffed With Candy.happy Mother’s Day, All!~ Froggy, Your Admin

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Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Are You Helen Louise? Because I’m Going To Make You Lose Your Mind.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You’re So Great, Even My Shirt Is Giving You Thumbs Up.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I Would Love You Even If You Messed Up My Sock Index.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:“Is There A Ball Under My Armpit, Or Did You Just Make My Heart Stop?”

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