Magikofficial: Straight People: That Relatable Feel When You’re Trying To Break In To Your Partner’s Phone So You Can Read All Their Messages Am I Right Me, A Normal Person: ????????

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Whoredrigo: Tomfordvelvetorchid: H0Odrich: All I Want In My Life Is Peace Hold……..The……Queso Maybe The Guy Is Uncut And Has Poor Hygiene Habits, Then It Kinda Makes Sense

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Pagetbrewstar: Me: Watches Criminal Minds For 9 Hours Anything: Makes A Noise Me: I’m Looking For A White Male Between The Ages Of 25-45 Probably A Loner Probably Most Definitely Hates Women Probably Drives A Red Late Model Dodge Truck Probably

Hurleyfucker: Wen You Were Just About To Murder Someone For $30

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Acts Innocent But Is Thinking About Riding The Fuck Out Of You

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