claudefelixfloor: dialupmodem: did this person break up their own relationship isn’t this the plot of the piña colada song

claudefelixfloor: dialupmodem: did this person break up their own relationship isn’t this the plot of the piña colada song

D4Vek4T: Releasethemurderbirds: Unimpressedcats: I Touch Ur Foods When U No Look I Showed This To My Mum And She Didn’t Understand Why The Painter Didn’t Just Look At A Cat Peeing In My Actual Pants

Amanda

Crosspin: You’re Cooler Than Me? Guess That Makes Me Hotter Than You

C0Untach

Apollollo: Send This To Your Crush

Adventuresofcesium: I Just Have This Persistent Feeling Of “I’m Not Doing Enough” Combined With “I Don’t Have The Energy To Do Anything” And It Just Really Fucking Sucks

Unwinona: My Friend Colin Keeps It Fucking Real

Rapniall: When The Whole Squad Is Being Fake

Milkvirgin: Why Am I Not A Cute Girl In A Shoujo Manga

Coffeefreak3: If Yo Didn’t Have Or Haven’t Played With This Carpet As A Child You Didn’t Live.

Now What?

Parents Spot Fake Friends Wayyyy Before We Do

trapsexuals treatemright