Mommy Had A Long Conversation With The Store Owner, Ignoring My Squirms And Protests. Before We Left, She Made The Nice Lady Promise To Let Me See And Feel All The Different Kinds Of Pampers She Sold The Next Time I Was Sent In, Whether I Was Alone
“I know this is the first time you two will meet. And I think its perfectly appropriate that you will have a stinky bottom and be crying for a change. He might not want to watch, but I promise I’m going to invite him to.”
