-shr00ms: Deer in the headlights

-shr00ms: Deer in the headlights

50Shadesofsuckmydick: Rekehavoc: Chvrizard: My Hair Is Black And Red And Stuff Gorgeous! Omfg Who Are You, You’re Gorgeous

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Chevygirlnat: Yeee Yeee

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Countrygirlsdoitright: W-I-N-G—I-T: So I’m Sitting In The Living Room Watchin A Movie With My Mom And Sister And Then My Mom Just Starts Laughin Randomly, And Then My Phone Lights. She Just Thought It Was The Funniest Thing Txtin Me From Across

Samandriel: Quote Of The Day.

Kiodi: My Last Word Will Probably Be Either “Whoops” Or “Shit”

Redwoods-And-Sweatshirt-Hoods: Penisbomb: So Yesterday While I Was Working At The Bookstore Some Girl Came Up With A Barcode Tattooed On Her Wrist. Of Course, My First Question To Her Was “Can I Scan It?” I Guess She Had Never Had It Scanned Before

Tombstone-Actual: Bet That Never Happens Again

Lucifers-Timelords: One Time In Math Class My Teacher Was Really Pissed At Us And He Was Yelling “Do You Even Know Basic Math? Do You Know Addition? What’s Two Plus Two? Corey, What’s Two Plus Two?” And Poor Corey Wasn’t Paying Attention So

Lunaobliviate7: Buttmanreturns: Tacticalfury: #You Know You’re Screwed When A Missile Is Aimed Toward You And It Literally Has Your Name On It Irony Man Irony Man

Mtvgirlcode: America’s Sweethearts.

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