samandriel: Quote of the day.

samandriel: Quote of the day.

Kiodi: My Last Word Will Probably Be Either “Whoops” Or “Shit”

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Tombstone-Actual: Bet That Never Happens Again

Lucifers-Timelords: One Time In Math Class My Teacher Was Really Pissed At Us And He Was Yelling “Do You Even Know Basic Math? Do You Know Addition? What’s Two Plus Two? Corey, What’s Two Plus Two?” And Poor Corey Wasn’t Paying Attention So

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Nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: When You Make A Joke And Someone Tells You “That’s Not Very Nice”

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