solluxcraptor: “you’re too cute to be single!” then date me

solluxcraptor: “you’re too cute to be single!” then date me

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-Apple: I Don’t Understand How My Room Gets So Messy When I Literally Sit In One Spot With My Laptop All Day

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Dragon-In-A-Fez: Sassykardashian: If You Ever Get In A Fight With Your Significant Other Just Breathe In The Helium Out Of A Balloon And Have An Argument And The First One To Laugh Loses You Just Put Every Marriage Counsellor Out Of Business

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Rneerkat: Studmuffin2014: Rneerkat: I Cant Believe That Bacteria Would Just Intrude Into My Body Without My Permission. That Makes Me Sick.. It Does Make You Sick. Literally. Wow Ha Ha Ur Right I Shouldve Made This Into A Joke!!

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