girlsgetteased:tarynel: thetallblacknerd: I find it comical when women think I care about Stretchmarks If one titty is slightly bigger than the other Birthmarks Fat areas Bumps or discoloration Cellulite Sweat Morning breath Human flaws If I have you

girlsgetteased:tarynel: thetallblacknerd: I find it comical when women think I care about Stretchmarks If one titty is slightly bigger than the other Birthmarks Fat areas Bumps or discoloration Cellulite Sweat Morning breath Human flaws If I have you

A Guy's Mind

Penislovesyou:neck Kissing Is Like Heaven, Except It Mainly Makes You Breathe Really Hard And Want To Commit A Lot Of Sins Right Then.

Ursupernovagirl: Loony-Loopy-Lovegood:suckmymichaelconda:i’m Not Even Sure Which One I’m More Likethis Is The First Time I Have Heard Uptown Funk This Is 100% My Boyfriend And I.

Wild Child

Wild Child

Shasta-Brah: And-You-Thought-You-Knew-Me: Yoooooo Dude.

Wild Child

Fellyjish:oh My God

Yes Babe, The Heelys Are Off This Time I Promise, Please Come Back To Bed

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